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Una mujer se encuentra con otra después de algún tiempo y le pregunta: Me asombra tu físico, cuanto has adelgazado? Me he quitado unos 80 kilos de grasa superflua. Tanto... y ¿como lo has hecho? Muy sencillo me he divorciado.

Te cambio tu caballo por mi rifle. -Pero que dices! No es justo! Ademas, yo tengo este caballo desde que era un potrillo. -Y yo este rifle desde que era revolver.

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Jose Mourinho: Real Madrid remain a striker light - ESPN


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Jose Mourinho: Real Madrid remain a striker light
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By ESPNsoccernet staff Jose Mourinho believes Real Madrid still need to sign another striker in January, despite their substantial investment in the playing ...
Real Madrid to offer Manchester United forward Wayne Rooney escape route from ...Goal.com
Emmanuel Adebayor lined up by Real Madrid as Jose Mourinho admits need for ...Daily Mail
Real Madrid To Swoop For Embattled Manchester United Star Wayne RooneyBreaking Football News (blog)
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Real Madrid announce record income for 2009-10 season - Goal.com


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Real Madrid announce record income for 2009-10 season
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Real Madrid have announced an increase of 8.6 per cent of gross revenue from last year to €442.3 million (£363.5m) for the 2009-10 ...
Real Madrid says gross revenue increased to more than $500 million in 2009-10The Canadian Press
Spanish La Liga – Real Madrid vs Osasuna: Pedro Leon's ThoughtsLive Soccer TV
Real Madrid's Pedro Leon Expecting Tough Test Against OsasunaGoal.com India
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2 panda cubs born in Spanish zoo - The Associated Press


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2 panda cubs born in Spanish zoo
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MADRID — Two newborn pandas are the latest additions to the Madrid Zoo. The hairless, pink twins were born to a giant panda Tuesday after being conceived ...
Twin Panda Cubs Born in Spain after Successful Artificial InseminationCRIENGLISH.com

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Inter President Moratti Denies Interest In Former Rossoneri Kaka - Bleacher Report


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Inter President Moratti Denies Interest In Former Rossoneri Kaka
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On Wednesday, Corriere dello Sport reported that five time reigning Italian champions Inter Milan were interested in Real Madrid midfielder Kaka. ...
Massimo Moratti: Real Madrid's Kaka to Inter is a nice ideaGoal.com
Inter Weigh Up Sensational Swoop on Real Madrid for KakaInside Futbol
Inter want Kaka, Real Madrid want Emmanuel AdebayorGoaly Moly!
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Spain's PM says ETA must lay down arms - Reuters (press release)


Spain's PM says ETA must lay down arms
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Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero attends a joint news conference with Palestinian Prime Minister Salam Fayyad (not pictured) at Madrid's ...
Sinn Fein met Basque separatists to push for ceasefireSydney Morning Herald
Madrid 'cautious' as Eta declares another ceasefireTelegraph.co.uk
What the Basque Terrorists' Unilateral Ceasefire RevealsTIME
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Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo targets return to action against Ajax - Goal.com


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Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo targets return to action against Ajax
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Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo is confident he will return to fitness in time for los Merengues Champions League opener against Ajax next ...
Cristiano Ronaldo Hopeful Of Making Real Madrid Comeback In Time For Ajax ...msnbc.com
Ronaldo says he may be fit for Ajax matchAFP
Ronaldo hopeful on fitnessSkySports
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Atletico Madrid monitor David Silva's Manchester City struggles - report - Goal.com


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Atletico Madrid monitor David Silva's Manchester City struggles - report
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Atletico Madrid are set to offer unsettled Manchester City star David Silva an escape route back to Spain, according to Cadena Ser. ...
Atletico Madrid ready to offer escape route for Manchester City forward David ...Daily Mail

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Real Madrid preparing Schweinsteiger bid - FansFC.com


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Real Madrid preparing Schweinsteiger bid
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The German international was one of the star players of the World Cup this summer, and when he returned from South Africa he was immediately linked with ...
Bayern Munich sporting director Christian Nerlinger: Philipp Lahm & Bastian ...Goal.com
Real Madrid preparing bid for Bayern Munich's Bastian Schweinsteiger next ...Goal.com
Schweinsteiger knows Mourinho wants him at Real MadridTribalfootball.com
Inside Futbol -Yahoo! Eurosport UK -AFP
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Real Madrid v Osasuna match betting preview - Bettingpro.com


Real Madrid v Osasuna match betting preview
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Use the Ladbrokes promotion code FB25 to claim your free bet Real Madrid are already playing catch-up with Barcelona after drawing their first match of the ...

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Atletico Madrid President: Diego Forlan Should Be The Only Candidate For ... - Goal.com America


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Atletico Madrid President: Diego Forlan Should Be The Only Candidate For ...
Goal.com America
Diego Forlan should win the Ballon d'Or title, says Atletico Madrid president Enrique Cerezo. By Paul Macdonald Atletico Madrid president Enrique Cerezo ...
Ignacio Camacho: Diego Forlan winning Ballon d'Or would bring pride to ...Goal.com
Camacho backs Forlan for Ballon d'Orbettor.com (blog)

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