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Dos vejetes están haciendo el amor en una cama mas vieja que ellos y que chirria estrepitosamente. Dice la mujer con su voz de viejecita: -Mariano, por que no echas tres en uno? -Espera a ver si puedo con este.

Un tío va conduciendo de noche, y de repente se encuentra en mitad de la carretera a un enano de color rojo. Para y el enanito empieza a cantar: - Soy un enanito rojo y maricon... soy un enanito rojo y maricon... soy un enanito rojo y maricon... ( con musiquilla amariconada ) El tío todo extrañado lo esquiva con el coche y continua. Al cabo de un rato encuentra otro enano en mitad de la carretera, de color amarillo. Para y el enano empieza - Soy un enanito amarillo y maricon... soy un enanito amarillo y maricon.. . soy un enanito amarillo y maricon... ( con musiquilla amariconada ) Lo esquiva tambien, un poco mosqueado, pensando "esta carretera esta llena de locos". Al cabo de poco ve a otro enanito de color verde en medio de la carretera, para el coche y saca la cabeza por la ventanilla mientras dice: Y a ti que cojones te pasa, ENANO VERDE Y MARICON DE MIERDA. Su documentacion, por favor...

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US Envoy says Darfur Crisis Overshadowed South Sudan
Voice of America
US Special Envoy Scott Gration says the peace process between North and South Sudan was "overshadowed" by the crisis in Darfur, causing the international ...
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Illinois in crisis - BBC News


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Illinois in crisis
BBC News
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Daley: Day of reckoning for financial crisis
Chicago Sun-Times
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Papandreou Says Obama Supports Greece Crisis Meaures
BusinessWeek
For more on the Greek fiscal crisis, see EXT3 .) By Kate Andersen Brower March 10 (Bloomberg) -- Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou said President ...
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Broad Plan Urged to Fight New York's Fiscal Crisis
New York Times
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Crisis fund puts EMU at 'crossroads' - Sydney Morning Herald


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Sydney Morning Herald
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The Associated Press
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Wall Street's role in Greek crisis should be no surprise
Washington Post
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Greek Crisis Is Over, Rest of Region Safe, Prodi Says
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